Saturday, September 10, 2005
Say what? Say who?
I should provide some information about myself before I go on this Parisien adventure to give you, the reader, a better idea of me as a person and the future experiences I will encounter. I have had lots of adventures before although I have not written them all down because I am normally quite lazy and believe that events should be lived and not read. Most of them have been sexcapades which make for great dinner conversation. My listeners always end up with some fantastic facial expressions that most people would think impossible to do. I pride myself on affecting people in new, creative ways.
While I am half Chinese and half Iranian, I have thrown away conservatism completely. No celibacy for me, thank you (although I cannot say that for the past three very, very dry months). To be liberal, an atheist and a nymphomaniac is very hard for an Asian girl whose Dad brings hell whenever the 9pm curfew is broken. The only solution is to travel! Get as far, far away as possible. Loving one's family has nothing to do with the amount of time one must spend with them; I believe family time should come in small infrequent doses with home cooked meals.
As much as I am sure everyone loves good sex stories I am not going to summarize my entire 20 years worth of sex. Those I keep for rainy days. But I can say that they have involved moving vehicles, public places and weird paraphenalia. I must sound very tempting now, haha. Have no fear, there will be lots more to come. (Boy, will this be embarassing if it proves wrong!)
Now for the boring stuff; I major in Comparative Literature and French, hence the trip to Paris. I can freak out and appear calm at the same time. I spent this summer teaching adults and children the wonders of the English language. It is quite a fulfilling and rewarding job except when 40 year old men propose to you and tell you that "e"you are someone I could love""e. Then, it becomes somewhat of a puke-factor.
I should provide some information about myself before I go on this Parisien adventure to give you, the reader, a better idea of me as a person and the future experiences I will encounter. I have had lots of adventures before although I have not written them all down because I am normally quite lazy and believe that events should be lived and not read. Most of them have been sexcapades which make for great dinner conversation. My listeners always end up with some fantastic facial expressions that most people would think impossible to do. I pride myself on affecting people in new, creative ways.
While I am half Chinese and half Iranian, I have thrown away conservatism completely. No celibacy for me, thank you (although I cannot say that for the past three very, very dry months). To be liberal, an atheist and a nymphomaniac is very hard for an Asian girl whose Dad brings hell whenever the 9pm curfew is broken. The only solution is to travel! Get as far, far away as possible. Loving one's family has nothing to do with the amount of time one must spend with them; I believe family time should come in small infrequent doses with home cooked meals.
As much as I am sure everyone loves good sex stories I am not going to summarize my entire 20 years worth of sex. Those I keep for rainy days. But I can say that they have involved moving vehicles, public places and weird paraphenalia. I must sound very tempting now, haha. Have no fear, there will be lots more to come. (Boy, will this be embarassing if it proves wrong!)
Now for the boring stuff; I major in Comparative Literature and French, hence the trip to Paris. I can freak out and appear calm at the same time. I spent this summer teaching adults and children the wonders of the English language. It is quite a fulfilling and rewarding job except when 40 year old men propose to you and tell you that "e"you are someone I could love""e. Then, it becomes somewhat of a puke-factor.
# posted by Mare @ 11:39 PM 
